My cat is a Sagittarius.
When I think of holy matrimony, committing to your significant other by law and general girly wedding-y-ness, the last thing I think of is reality TV show and Newcastle’s finest, Geordie Shore. In fact, the last thing I think of when it comes to anything other than a ‘slut drop’ (Google it), really bad fake […]
Nothing to do on Saturday night? No beer money? No date? No friends? Don’t worry! You’re spoilt for choice on the generic talent show front on Saturday, because both the BBC’s much anticipated (only by the BBC themselves, natch) show The Voice UK launches at the same time as our old beloved friend (the one […]
I don’t know about you, but I just can’t help loving Jessica Simpson. Give me a dumb Texan blonde with big boobs but a heart of gold, who openly admits to binge drinking and thinks tuna is chicken, and I will automatically want to be her best friend (although only if she refrains from singing […]
More red carpet frocks! More ridiculousness! More bitching! HOORAY! Last night was not only the night of Meryl Streep being fucking awesome at the BAFTAs, but it was also the night of Nicki Minaj looking like a massive twat (when does she not, really?) at the Grammys, complete with a fake Pope in tow. Really. […]
RED CARPET FASHION KLAXON! Last night, a gaggle of Hollywood stars (and A LOT of people from Downton Abbey – they get bloody everywhere that lot) froze their balls/lady parts off to attend the 2012 BAFTAs. Some of the ladies wore some nice dresses, too. Now, I know you may not have had a chance […]
Yep, the rumours are true… It’s another weekly (or in TOWIE’s case, twice-weekly) sarky re-cap of a popular ITV(2) programme that is chav-tastic, unintentionally hilarious AND grips the nation – HOORAY! Whilst perhaps The Only Way Is Essex doesn’t quite reach the same amount of living rooms as (my beloved) X Factor does, it surely […]
I’m so filled with glee and jubilation right now. Judgement-based glee and jubilation. Why? Because it’s only awards season, people! And we all know what that means; slumping in front of our TV’s and laptops, in various states of dress that certainly aren’t fit to be seen in public (for me personally, it was panda […]
As 2011 draws to a close, no doubt most people will be looking forward to the fresh, clean slate that 2012 promises, particularly in the naughty ‘sleb world. Plenty of love-to-hate-them non-entities gave us unmeasurable levels of enjoyment with their antics this year, but personally, with the fact that the world is probably going to […]
Well, everyone… It’s been emotional. Or totes emosh as the criminally underrated 2 Shoes might say (they got the least amount of votes in the ‘vote an act back in’ debacle you know. Even behind Jonjo Kerr. Poor things). We’ve had ups and downs, highs and lows, and now I’m sat here wondering what exactly […]
First of all, I’d like to thank every single one of you, loyal readers, for sticking with my weekly columns thus far (all three of you – honestly, it really is much appreciated). Secondly, I’d like to apologise that I unwittingly informed everyone of the incorrect theme last week (obvs it was Guilty Pleasures/Heroes and […]
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