By now, you’ll all know what went down on the X Factor results show last night. Not exactly that much of a shocking twist to be honest, since we all saw the press releases on Thursday, but actually pretty harrowing to watch (or was that just me?). Don’t fear though – Le Blow isn’t about […]
An Education Dungarees are many things to many people. As a general rule of thumb, if you can remember things ‘the first time round’ then you’re probably too old to wear them now. Seeing as women first started wearing dungarees during the Second World War, in this case, it’s especially true. After this, we can […]
We’ve got your number weather, so give it up and stop teasing us with your bloody ‘sunshine in September’ antics. We’ve read The Mirror (what? It was an accident. We tripped and fell on a copy) and it told us about the early onset snow in October, arriving just in time to shit on our […]
Let’s talk about sex (baybee). Yep, I’m going there. Look away if easily offended… TOWIE’s Mark Wright, of all people, has got me thinking… how much sex is enough? You see, appaz the chauvinistic arsehole (to put it lightly) dumped his fiancée Lauren Goodger, after finding himself less attracted to her, and failing to consummate […]
OK. I’ll admit it. When I read about Channel 4’s new feature Seven Dwarves in Heat Magazine, I audibly sniggered into my Frappuccino. What was I meant to do? I was faced with such immortal comments as, Max, 4 ft 2 inches: Loves dubstep and can fit six Jaffa Cakes in his mouth Whilst Karen, […]
Those riots were a bit of a hoot weren’t they? Well, maybe if you weren’t looting or setting fire to some poor family’s legacy, but if you were a.) a hooded adolescent with a lifetime’s supply of Nando’s loyalty cards or b.) Vic and Bob off the telly, then you were probably feeling a little […]
Not one of my most witty or subtle titles but in this case, bloody necessary. Now, it’s not very often I get all angular and cross but recently my feathers have been ruffled by guardian journo Tanya Gold. Tanya has taken over Lucy Mangan’s column in London free weekly mag Stylist – which usually I […]
Disclaimer: Look, I’m well aware of the debasement of females through history, and that for simply choosing to love someone outside their own culture or religion, women are still hideously persecuted in certain places on this planet (including our own fucking country), and I find it entirely sickening. I’ve read a million books about the […]
According to a survey carried out by US Glamour Magazine, 97% of women will be ‘cruel’ to their body in a day, with an average of 13 brutal thoughts. They think this is terrible. Are you surprised? Disgusted? Ambivalent? Or just desperate for the media to stop shoving this positive body image stuff down your […]
I have been asking myself this – why oh why do sane people add their gym skank trainers to their office wear? A few weeks ago whilst sinking a few voddies with the lovely Natalie around the corner from ASOS HQ, in came a girl wearing the following: a questionable hounds tooth pencil skirt (why […]
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