The Lists

Writing blog posts in list format since 2011, was before anyone else cottoned on. Favoured listicles include 90s nostalgia and general life observations.

Christmas jumpers // Five of the best festive sweats (not like meat sweats, but you *will* stay toasty)

Sporting a festive knit from now until January is the sartorial equivalent of brussels sprouts; of dubious taste but seasonal necessity. To avoid looking like a friggin’ fun sponge YOU HAVE TO WEAR ONE. Like a painful Christmas cracker joke, festive knits make an instant impression no one thinks they will forget (but they generally […]

We’re dreaming of a… winter wardrobe // Note: there’s no functional fashion here. And what?

So that’s it then. It’s Christmas. WELL IT MAY AS WELL BE *shivers, eats soup. Puts fire on. Plays Slade. AGAIN.* So instead of roasting chestnuts, stuffing gooses etc (ERM, I totally stuff gooses. Geese. What?) and dreaming about merry white Christmases (ahem), I’m MOSTLY dreaming about my winter wardrobe. And here’s my top five […]