SUPER INJUNCTION! is a Premiership footballer, playing for SUPER INJUNCTION! FC. He married his childhood sweetheart, SUPER INJUNCTION! some eight years ago and they have two young children, SUPER INJUNCTION! and SUPER INJUNCTION!
But that hasn’t stopped randy SUPER INJUNCTION! from romping with ex Page Three model and reality TV regular, SUPER INJUNCTION!, oh no. Their sordid affair started last year at veteran pop star SUPER INJUNCTION!‘s elaborate fundraiser for a well-loved charity. Imogen that! However, SUPER INJUNCTION! refused to comment, only stating that, ‘whatever SUPER INJUNCTION! and SUPER INJUNCTION! choose to do is their business, not mine. As long as they clean up after themselves...’
Seems that SUPER INJUNCTION! has been well and truly caught offside – although we can’t name and shame as there’s a pesky Gigging order, we mean gagging order, in place. And they say money can’t buy you love – it can, plus the option of your very own SUPER INJUNCTION! so no one finds out. Mind you, SUPER INJUNCTION! needn’t worry. He’s not the best looking boy in town and word has it, his conquest would rather be shot in the stomach with a flare gun than face the embarrassment of being named.
– Words: Natalie Wall // Illustration: Libby Freshwater
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