Girls. You know how it is. You go on a date with a guy. You like him and think it’s going great guns. He, on the other hand, has obviously had a change of heart – for whatever reason. Shame he doesn’t tell you, right? Never fear, the Le Blow Manifesto is here. We put […]
Listen up men. MEL GIBSON LIED TO YOU I’m going to be completely honest here. You know when you see a women or men’s interest magazine with the blurb: ‘REVEALED!! What Women ACTUALLY Want! The Article Every Man Should Read…’? Bollocks. All of it. Those women don’t exist my friend. Well, they do, but are […]
Let’s talk about sex (baybee). Yep, I’m going there. Look away if easily offended… TOWIE’s Mark Wright, of all people, has got me thinking… how much sex is enough? You see, appaz the chauvinistic arsehole (to put it lightly) dumped his fiancée Lauren Goodger, after finding himself less attracted to her, and failing to consummate […]
The story goes that Johnny Depp used to fill hotel rooms full of daisies for Kate Moss. Who could not be seduced by this story, a beautiful whilst slightly dark talented man and an iconic girl-woman with issues? It’s a romance novelist’s wet dream. I want to get you in that head space where you […]
So. The first date. It should be a good thing. An exciting thing! Full of promise and flirtation. And butterflies. And hair flicking. And giggling. But it’s also petrifying. And awkward. And just plain, well, weird. I mean, when else do you spend intense one-on-one time with a virtual stranger? You don’t ever bump into […]
Boys, eh? I’ve seen otherwise normal girls – confident, ballsy, outgoing sorts – go as nutty as squirrel shite over whether the new fella in their life really likes them and why he hasn’t called for nine days. And what the bobbins it all means. They’ll come over all weak-willed, weathered old soap star wailing, […]
Over the past year I have dived tongue-first into the quite frankly MENTAL world of dating while other normals my age are settling down with children and carpets and meals that involve actual vegetables and cheese as an ingredient not a food group or a topping for chips. Weird. I’ve therefore documented my findings as […]
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