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Christmas gift guide // What to get for the girl who’s not yet a woman (I feel you Britney)

Christmas gift guide I’ve never really adhered to the maxim that ‘to give is better than receive’ but maybe that’s because I’m a selfish prick. Being an altruistic giver might unleash a emotional boner in SOME people but nothing really beats tearing through overpriced gift-wrap to reveal the £££ present you’ve been salivating over for […]

Christmas jumpers // Five of the best festive sweats (not like meat sweats, but you *will* stay toasty)

Sporting a festive knit from now until January is the sartorial equivalent of brussels sprouts; of dubious taste but seasonal necessity. To avoid looking like a friggin’ fun sponge YOU HAVE TO WEAR ONE. Like a painful Christmas cracker joke, festive knits make an instant impression no one thinks they will forget (but they generally […]

Christmas gift guide // The five funnest things to get the girl who never grows up. Or your 5-year-old niece.

Christmas gift guide So. What to get the girl who has everything?! And by everything I mean twelve dolphin masks, a red fez, a trampoline, and a pair of gladiator pugil sticks. FOR THE LOLZZZZZ. Oh. Maybe the girl who won’t grow up. Or the 30-year-old going on 13? AKA buy me an expensive watch […]

Christmas gift guide // Ten treats for the girl who likes bling, rings and geeky things. And burgers.

Christmas gift guide Who’s that girl? And I’m not talking about the 80s Madge film. Nor the Eurythmics song. Although I do like both. I’m trying to sum myself up in case you find yourself gift shopping for a gal like me this Christmas. Or maybe you ARE shopping for me. In which case: Hello […]

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