In which Lily Allen tells us all about her baggy pussy. So, the need-to-know stuff: 1. It’s Lily Allen’s first new song since 2009. 2. It’s essentially Lily Allen vs Robin Thicke (and Miley Cyrus). The balloons above are a pop (hoo! Related pun!) at Robin Thicke and his big dick. 3. It’s a (piss-taking) […]
Dizzee Rascal’s linked up with Robbie Williams for his new single Goin’ Crazy. We shouldn’t like this collaboration, but *whispers* we really, really do. TBH, we’ve been fans of Dizzee Rascal since Flex, and can’t help but love his tunes. Bonkers? Totally. Bassline Junkie? You betcha (“you can keep your ketamine” AKA lyrical GENIUS). Dance […]
You already know we’re feeling Pharrell in a BIG way. (Oh, how we wish we WERE feeling Pharell in a big way!). And fresh fom his collaboration with hot bots Daft Punk, he’s now popped up on Robin Thicke’s new track, Blurred Lines. No, we hadn’t heard of Thicke either, but get this: He was […]
Oooh yes. We like this. We like this A LOT. You already know we’re massive HAIM fan girls (they’ve been on our radar since June last year), and we’ve totally fallen (hur hur) for their latest single, Falling. And the sisters HAIM have gone all jungle on us. No, not in a General Levy kind […]
They don’t make Christmas hits like they used to, eh? With boybands and snow and jingle bells and… Brian Harvey. Behold five of the best Christmas songs from the nineties – and we left Mariah Carey out ON PURPOSE. 1. New Kids On The Block – Merry, Merry Christmas (1989) God, I used to LOVE […]
We love a little pint-sized popstar. Like those ones you look at and think ‘yeah, I could fit her in a tube of Smarties and carry her around in my pocket all day,’ you know what I mean? No. OK, kewl. If Marina and the Diamonds had a goth little sister who spent all day […]
Someone pointed out to me recently that the 90s weren’t ten years ago anymore. Where has the time gone? I’ll tell you. It’s been wasted worrying about Pussycat Doll Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me? types stealing my boyfriends. Have you met Rosalyn McCall? AKA MC Luscious, she had quite a track […]
Now forgive me if I’m 20 years late to the party and you’ve all been dining out on this YouTube clip for years, but – is this video of Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy’s Watzupwitu? the most unintentionally lulz thing to be committed to camera? Ever? If you’re wondering where you were when Eddie Murphy was […]
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