It’s that time of year when television programming gets messed up because all the BBC want to do is Wimbledon stuff. I like tennis, what I mean is I like playing tennis. It’s an excuse to bust out the Fred Perry and wear a visor. I find Wimbledon a bit boring to watch but that […]
Timothy is a tennis toff; a member of the prestigious Queen’s Tennis Club in West Kensington (second only to that All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club down the road. He couldn’t get in there). However, he only plays tennis for two weeks of the year, when Wimbledon’s on. And by playing tennis, we mean […]
If you know nothing about tennis and only want to watch Wimbledon for one thing and one thing alone, allow me to help you. Before you start getting a reputation for only ‘having an interest’ when the hottest men play, learn the following phrases by heart and just roll them out now and again during […]
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