Well. The Justin Bieber waxwork is pretty shit, isn’t it?

Here’s hoping Bieber Fever melts the smarmy bastard…

If only that Paris Hilton horror classic, House of Wax, had been a documentary, then we’d be pretty happy right about now with this. Instead, we have to suffer double Bieber, and the wax version unveiled at London’s Madame Tussauds this week (if you can tell them apart – arf arf!) doesn’t even look like him. Not one little bit.

Looks more like his girlfriend Selena Gomez, complete with a dodgy nineties Beckham-esque curtains hairdo. Squint and you’ll see it, too…

Do you see it? Un-bloody-belieberble, eh? But wait! what’s that? Seems Justin can’t stand the sight of his own face, too. Lookit:

Tosser.

– Fiona Goby

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