We’re dreaming of a… winter wardrobe // Note: there’s no functional fashion here. And what?

So that’s it then. It’s Christmas. WELL IT MAY AS WELL BE *shivers, eats soup. Puts fire on. Plays Slade. AGAIN.*

So instead of roasting chestnuts, stuffing gooses etc (ERM, I totally stuff gooses. Geese. What?) and dreaming about merry white Christmases (ahem), I’m MOSTLY dreaming about my winter wardrobe.

And here’s my top five most covetable items so far. Today.

1. Liberty strawberry DMs

Dr Martens x Liberty Aisha Cherry Red BootsFrom the wooden sole to the strawberry trim and white chunky laces, I ADORE these.

There will be no tottering around the office Christmas do for me. I’ll be doing the monster mash. And stamping on many a frozen exposed peep-toe. DEAL WITH IT.

Dr Martens x Liberty Aisha Cherry Red Boots, £120, Coggles

2. Lacoste Live’s winter geek chic

Lacoste Live Peter Pan collar jumper

One for our editor ‘these glasses are TOTALLY functional’, Nat. Loving the Peter Pan collar rugby shirt. And the argyle jumper. AND the checked varsity jacket. You get my (snow) drift.

Lacoste Live Striped Jumper With Peter Pan Collar, £90, ASOS

3. ANYTHING WITH AN EMBELISHED CROSS ON IT

You think I’m joking? Stick jewels on it, I want it. Especially this:

Hearts and Bows jewelled crucifix jumper

Hearts & Bows Jewel Cross Sweatshirt, £27.99, ASOS

This:

ASOS velvet midi dress

ASOS Velvet Midi Dress with Embellished Cross,  £52.50 (was  £75), ASOS

And this:

ASOS premium embellished unitard

YES IT’S A UNITARD AND NO I DON’T CARE.

Unitard With Jewel Cross Embellishment, £50, ASOS

4. Galactic leggings

Urban Outfitters galactic leggings

You heard. Yes, I know I will only wear them once. Yes, I know they won’t keep me warm. Yes, I know someone else will call me ‘young adult’. See previous bazillion posts on 90s Mystic Meg intergalactic style. You’re well jels, aren’t you? Told ya.

BamBam Nebula Shiny space print leggings, £38, Urban Outfitters

5. A snow wolf furry-shouldered, studded collard denim jacket

Waiste snow wolf jacket

NO.WORDS.NEEDED. RRRRAAAARRRRRR.

Snow Wolf denim jacket, £70, WAISTE

Please note none of the above features anything:
a) useful past one season
b) functional throughout winter weather
c) remotely Christmassy at all

*takes bow*

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