‘Looks like she has been covered in pritstick and rolled through Claire’s Accessories’. This is both the nicest and worstest thing anyone has ever said about her.
Someone pointed out to me recently that the 90s weren’t ten years ago anymore. Where has the time gone? I’ll tell you. It’s been wasted worrying about Pussycat Doll Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me? types stealing my boyfriends. Have you met Rosalyn McCall? AKA MC Luscious, she had quite a track […]
I always thought it was ‘trickle treat’. It’s not. Aaaaanyway, the Christmas lights are up on Oxford Street just waiting for some D-list celeb to turn them on which can only mean one thing: it’s Halloween. Skeletons are weird. When you see someone dressed as a skeleton does it freak you out to think that […]
The British Summer has been working part time, hasn’t it? Just when we think it’s finally starting to sort it’s life out for the home stretch, it throws out another day where we need to cover up our ankles. I think it needs a bit of a helping hand. Cue a special Le Blow Hip […]
It’s that time of year when television programming gets messed up because all the BBC want to do is Wimbledon stuff. I like tennis, what I mean is I like playing tennis. It’s an excuse to bust out the Fred Perry and wear a visor. I find Wimbledon a bit boring to watch but that […]
Now, I haven’t paid much attention to the finer details of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations, but none of my friends are DJing at the palace this weekend. To prevent one of the royals hooking up their iPods which is probably full of James Blunt, I thought I better put together a bit of a […]
Last year I spent most of the summer almost getting trench foot by wearing Converse to festivals. This year I probably haven’t learnt my lesson as I’m massively perving on these two collaborations involving other brands of canvas footwear aka ‘Nonverse’. Superga x House of Holland Henry Holland has injected some magic from his SS12 […]
It was the 1980s and I was the first girl in my class to get Clarks Magic Steps shoes. The ones with the key in the sole. They are perhaps responsible for many things: The start of my shoe obsession. My flexibility. I always had my foot up in the air showing off the soles. […]
Get ready boys and girls, this summer we are going to have visions of perfect, buff bodies EVERYWHERE. Stella McCartney and Adidas have kitted out our Olympians with what I think is a very stylish and understated kit. Incorporating sections of the Union Jack design, many are complaining that it’s not red enough. You know […]
It’s that time of year again: St Patrick’s Day, a blessing and a curse. Blessing? Guinness. Curse? Guinness hats. The film The Commitments was a pretty big deal in the early 90s. I thought I was a pretty big deal for watching it even though I didn’t have a clue what it was about. The […]
If you’re anything like us and insist on dancing the night away in insanely high heels you’ll be no stranger to a bare foot journey home and channeling your inner Macca. What am I on about? It’s one of the most iconic images of the 20th Century: the shot of The Beatles walking across the […]
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