When news broke last week of James Franco’s near miss of a potentially sexual dalliance with a teenage girl, reactions on my Twitter feed ranged from ‘paedophile’ to ‘legend’ (with a lot of ‘I thought he was gay?’ thrown in between). In the interests of being fair, I’ll outline the facts of the story for […]
While we are obviously WELL EXCITED about Kate Moss’s new Topshop collection (out next month, HURRY UP), the thing that caught our eye in her Sunday Times interview to promote the range was this quote, discussing dress length: I never do mid-calf. I’ve got bow legs. I can’t. KATE MOSS IN BOW LEGS ADMISSION SHOCKER! […]
We’ll admit it. This picture of former frenemies Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie back togevs from earlier in the week got us more than a bit excited (and hopeful of a Simple Life reunion): But prepare yourselves: The Simple Life is 10-years-old this month. This is definitely NOT hot. This makes us feel quite fucking […]
Some celebrity friendships make absolute sense: Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell; Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale; Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney. It’s easy to imagine them hangin’ out and moaning about their other halves over a cheeky bottle of Pinot Grigio (or prune juice, if you’re Gwynnie). But then there are the celebrity BFFs that […]
Come on, guys. I know most of you think Scott Disick is a ballbag of unbearable proportions but he’s going through a tough week, so lets just cut him some slack, k? While the IRL Patrick Bateman questions if he’s really Mason’s baby daddy and Kourtney wonders how many Kosmopolitans she sank before kopulating with […]
Something funny’s been happening over the past couple of weeks. When I say ‘funny’, I mean like the nervous laughter born from being handed an eviction notice or looking down at your hand to find you’ve accidentally cut it off with a cheese wire. It was a sort of bittersweet phenomenon when Piers Morgan managed […]
If you’ve been keeping up with the celebrity gossip of late (which I like to think you have, if this post has caught your eye), you’ll no doubt know that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from Xenu-obsessed sofa jumper Tom Cruise. Hurray! Joey Potter is free at last! Run as fast as you can, […]
As this season’s Britain’s Got Talent drew to an dancing dog style close last weekend, I felt a little bit choked up. Not because Jonathan and Charlotte didn’t win (although that did piss me off) but because I wouldn’t have my weekly Simon Cowell fix. I floated the idea of a ‘freebie list’ to my […]
You know what it’s like being a glossy sleb. The designer de jour on speed dial; three stylists on hand 24/7; a personal chef and a shiny Swedish gym instructor named Nikkkkkkklassssss (squat thrusts anyone? oh haaiiiii) ALL ready to assist in any sweaty fringe/cellulite sighting/bogey emergency at ANY TIME OF THE DAY OR NIGHT, […]
Now we’ve all seen The Tulisa Tape. Oh – you haven’t? Oh. Awkward *clears Google history*. Well, we all know what was ON The Tulisa Tape. Yet again, another celebrity sex tape scandal. Yawn. However, what makes this oh-so-juicy-and-yet-familiar celebrity scandal is what happened next: Tulisa bit back (sorrryyyyy!!!!!!). As a second video appeared online […]
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