We’ll admit it. This picture of former frenemies Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie back togevs from earlier in the week got us more than a bit excited (and hopeful of a Simple Life reunion):
But prepare yourselves: The Simple Life is 10-years-old this month. This is definitely NOT hot. This makes us feel quite fucking old, actually.
Back in 2003, we watched best friends, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, leave their life of luxury in LA, to small town American where they struggled to do manual jobs such as cleaning rooms, farm work, and serving food. Basically it was just fun watching two spoilt, little rich kids figure out how to live without… stuff.
So, as the show reaches the grand old age of 10 (whoop whoop!), let’s celebrate the mighty mighty good times…
Paris and Nicole were the ultimate BFFs. In the show it wasn’t just the funny situations we loved, it was their sweet friendship – even that annoying song they sang ALL the time…
And the way they said ‘That’s hot’ ALL the time.
And ‘Loves it’:
The two girls may have worked in gas stations, a cattle auction, a dairy farm, etc, but they always made sure it was LOLZ-a-plenty…
Like when Nicole stuck her hand up a cow’s arse…
Or when Nicole tried her hand at babysitting…
Or when she thought she looked like a penis…
Basically any scene with Nicole in, because, let’s face it, she turned out to be the star of the show. (SORRYNOTSORRY PARIS!)
Paris did have her funny moments though, like that time she fell off a Segway while attempting to mop the floor…
Or that time she tried to cook bacon like this…
But after five great seasons, the show came to an end (sob!)…
So we would just like to say: thank you, Paris and Nicole, for the laughs and the life lessons…
And for making us think headscarves were cool at one point…
*Face palm* And UGG boots…
Yeah, thanks for that.
But most of all, thank you for just being yourselves – a pair of super hot messes.
Now would you just kiss and make up and be friends again? Pretty please…
Until that day cometh, we’ve got this hilaire video on repeat – LOVES IT:
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