‘Looks like she has been covered in pritstick and rolled through Claire’s Accessories’. This is both the nicest and worstest thing anyone has ever said about her.
Who: The Yard Theatre What (it says on the flyer): The Yard is being turned into a cinema. We’re offering a new film experience by hosting the brilliant Rooftop Film Club. Where: Queen’s Yard, Hackney Wick, London, E9 5EN When: Weekends 8pm, weekdays 7:30pm £9 Web: the-yard.co.uk I have a bitter sweet feelings towards Prince. […]
Haven’t you heard? Cycling is the new bunting, it’s so hot right now. With the Olympics coming up we are soon going to have images of buff toned athletic Olympians shoved in our faces making us feel guilty about having a second breakfast. My answer is cycling, mainly because I’m too lazy to go the gym so I […]
Valentine’s Day is a weird one. Who actually likes it apart from Americans and eight year old girls? If you’re single, you are reminded of this. A LOT. If you are in a new relationship you are surrounded by the word ‘Love’ which is just awkward. If you are married or in a long term […]
When I was a kid I always said I wanted to have Chinese babies. When quizzed, my reply was not “because they are soooo fricking cute” or “because I have an Asian persuasion”. I wanted Chinese babies because on You’ve Been Framed they always showed Chinese babies doing funny things like falling asleep in their […]
As an alternative to “We want Shakin Stevens but will accept Wham”, here is my Hip Hop Christmas playlist… 1. Run DMC: Christmas in Hollis Top of my list every year. Everything you could ask for in a Christmas song. I think it should be given carol status so it can be blasted out in […]
This list is for girls who ride bikes. Not motorbikes. Real bikes. Bicycles. She’s the girl who arrives places with her right trouser leg tucked into her sock and helmet marks on her head. She probably saves loads of money through not needing an Oyster card or gym membership so will definitely get you something […]
Jude, you must be the first person to ever spend their lunch break making moustache head pieces Said one of my colleagues last year as I cut paisley shapes out of fabric. I was going to the 2010 Movember Gala. The boy to girl ratio was something ridiculous like 1000:80. I arrived with a bunch […]
Originally a quick five minute radio clip on Christmas day way back in 1927 Children in Need is now a firm fixture of our childhood memories. The one-eyed bandana-wearing bear Pudsey has been the iconic mascot since 1985. This year a number of designers have channelled their creativity into designing a collection of one-off Pudseys […]
This is how Halloween goes for me: I spend an afternoon stuck indoors battling with a glue gun, cutting out cat ears, sticking them to a headband and stuffing a pop sock to make into a tail. Then I go to a party and am confronted by girls in sexy, skin tight velour fur trimmed cat […]
London is the setting of many a Gothic horror from Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde to accounts of Jack the Ripper. The scariest story I have ever heard happened far more recently in 2008 on Halloween night. On a dark, dark night a group of girls were getting ready to go to a Halloween party. […]
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