As 2011 draws to a close, no doubt most people will be looking forward to the fresh, clean slate that 2012 promises, particularly in the naughty ‘sleb world. Plenty of love-to-hate-them non-entities gave us unmeasurable levels of enjoyment with their antics this year, but personally, with the fact that the world is probably going to […]
Well, everyone… It’s been emotional. Or totes emosh as the criminally underrated 2 Shoes might say (they got the least amount of votes in the ‘vote an act back in’ debacle you know. Even behind Jonjo Kerr. Poor things). We’ve had ups and downs, highs and lows, and now I’m sat here wondering what exactly […]
Week nine of the X Factor and Fiona Goby (your regular X Factor columnist) has decided to fack awf to NYC, and to be honest, I can’t blame her. The excitement of the semi final was clearly too much to bear. I bravely offered to step into her shiny shoes to bring you the lowdown […]
First of all, I’d like to thank every single one of you, loyal readers, for sticking with my weekly columns thus far (all three of you – honestly, it really is much appreciated). Secondly, I’d like to apologise that I unwittingly informed everyone of the incorrect theme last week (obvs it was Guilty Pleasures/Heroes and […]
We’re almost there, dearest loyal readers – only three weeks to go until the final! THANK GOD FOR THAT! I can finally have my Saturday nights back, and won’t have to look at the judges’ smug mugs until at least August 2012, when the next series starts. Except I might still look at Gary Barlow’s […]
So word on the street is they’re making a biopic about Michael Jackson – and by ‘they’ I mean Ivan Reitman, the guy behind Ghostbusters and Up In The Air. I could make a really bad joke about ghost-busting and Jackson’s translucent skin tone but it’s kind of frowned upon to speak ill of the […]
Oh, I’m A Celeb, how I have missed you so. Every year, I look forward to a bunch of phobia-ridden has-beens entering the Australian ‘jungle’ (which, incidentally, I have on good authority isn’t actually that jungle-y) and making complete and utter fools of themselves. It’s quite possibly the pinnacle of my trash TV calendar. However, […]
It’s been a historic week for X Factor. Firstly, let me ask you – where were you when the X Factor ‘technical difficulty’ occurred? I can tell you exactly where I was. Sat in front of my telly, drinking a nice cold Kopparberg left over from the night before, gleefully awaiting another week of top […]
Don’t get me wrong. The new John Lewis Christmas TV ad, did make me feel a bit warm and fuzzy inside. But I definitely didn’t cry. And I’m an emotional wreck who’ll shed a tear at the drop of the hat. Things I cried at recently include: Watching the Jimmy Savile tribute on BBC1 last […]
Originally a quick five minute radio clip on Christmas day way back in 1927 Children in Need is now a firm fixture of our childhood memories. The one-eyed bandana-wearing bear Pudsey has been the iconic mascot since 1985. This year a number of designers have channelled their creativity into designing a collection of one-off Pudseys […]
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