Well. Last week’s X Fcator was totes emosh. I’ve been wearing black all week to mark the end of our favourite X Factor contestant’s ‘journey’ (as the judges like to say). In fact, I’m still a bit choked up about it, and can’t quite find the words to express how I feel. So instead, I’ll […]
Another week, another X Factor live show. And what a shit show it was. Guilty pleasures (that old chestnut) was this week’s theme officially, but unofficially, the theme was clearly ‘take a famous song and slow it down loads’. Then Sunday night’s results show came, and… SHOCK HORROR! Two (two! TWO!) of the chosen three […]
IT’S TIME. TO DISCUSS. THIS WEEK’S. X FACTOR! If you’re still with me, that is? I can understand we may have lost a few X Factor piss-takers along the way, dropping like flies at the thought of having to sit through yet another poorly performed sing-off, particularly because they all seem to trot out overly […]
Hola my fellow X Factor piss-takers! Yet again I’m a little bit slow on the uptake this week, but I do have (another) excellent excuse, I promise – hearing Rylan’s bizarre fake falsetto during Sunday night’s sing-off sent me into a shock-induced bout of catatonia. Who knew he had that in him?! Anyway, it’s all […]
Ah, Halloween-week X Factor. It’s WELL scary. Well, I mean, it’s scary that the damn Liverpudlian Ronseal Wanker is still there. (WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM, AND WHY? Are they all part of a weird nan-loving cult?) What’s also really scary about X Factor this week, is that I’m even still watching the live shows […]
So, I’m a little bit late on the ol’ X Factor live show roundup this week, but I do have a good reason, honest. Basically, I was all ready and waiting to start writing about this week’s hi-jinks during Sunday evening’s sing-off. Then BORING KYE sang his BORING SURVIVAL SONG and I totally dozed off. […]
Greetings from your resident X Factor X-pert! (See what I did there?) I don’t know about you, but if you’re au fait with what’s been going down with Barlow, Walsh, Nicole Shit-singer, Tulisa and Derm this weekend, then you may be experiencing some of the same thoughts as me. These thoughts generally revolve around the […]
I’m BAA-AAACK! What? You didn’t think I’d miss the chance to spend approximately ten weeks ripping the piss out of some vocal-run obsessed wannabes, did you? As anyone who read last year’s X Factor round-ups, or indeed follows me on Twitter (shameless plug number one) will know, the X Factor live shows are literally my […]
Nothing to do on Saturday night? No beer money? No date? No friends? Don’t worry! You’re spoilt for choice on the generic talent show front on Saturday, because both the BBC’s much anticipated (only by the BBC themselves, natch) show The Voice UK launches at the same time as our old beloved friend (the one […]
Well, everyone… It’s been emotional. Or totes emosh as the criminally underrated 2 Shoes might say (they got the least amount of votes in the ‘vote an act back in’ debacle you know. Even behind Jonjo Kerr. Poor things). We’ve had ups and downs, highs and lows, and now I’m sat here wondering what exactly […]
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