Stereotyped // The Olympian Cycling Commuter
Wears more fluoro than a ’90s warehouse raver. Flashier sports gear than the entire British Olympic team: the snazzy waterproof jacket, the super snug Lycra cycling shorts (as tight fitting as a bum in a bucket), the sci-fi wrap-around shades and the aerodynamic pointy cycling helmet. If he’s that fucking fit, why doesn’t he cycle […]