The X Factor Live Shows // Week Five: Even Wayne Rooney switched off in disgust (and he shags Grannies!)
Week five. You know the deal by now – cliché after cliché, Louis Walsh rattles his hands whilst shouting out one of about four different lines in his repertoire, Gazza Barlow looks nice in his suit and says some nasty things (which you undoubtedly agree with, nonetheless), there’s crazy tension between the girl judges but they […]