The TV Baftas. Now, I know what you’re all thinking; the TV Baftas aren’t nearly as good as the film Baftas, right? Well, you’re wrong my friends, because TOWIE didn’t win a film Bafta, did it? But it did swipe a TV one. Reem.
Plus Cindy off Eastenders didn’t walk the red carpet at the film Baftas, did she? Not that I can recall. Is it wrong that I’d take Cindy’s wardrobe over Tilda Swinton’s? Actually, don’t answer that.
Anyway, whilst the TV Baftas are just as good, if not better than the film Baftas (we refer you to the fact that TOWIE won an award as case in point), unfortunately, the red carpet style simply pales in comparison. Don’t believe me? Have a look for yourself…
Cat Deeley
A bit of a vampy look for our Cat, a very nice lacy black Dior number (is she still ‘our’ Cat, by the way? I mean, she’s all Hollywood now, isn’t she? I bet she doesn’t even talk to Ant and Dec anymore. And to think they used to be ‘Chums’).
Nanny Pat from TOWIE
Hands down, my favourite look. What other pensioner can pull off a so-on-trend, acid bright two piece? (Apart from the Queen, of course.) She’s even got the nude accessories thing going on. She’s obviously a Vogue reader.
Sheridan Smith
I *love* Sheridan Smith. I want her to be my best friend. If she were my best friend though, I’d tell her to get her act together and sort out her boring red carpet frock. Snooze.
Daisy Lowe
Some might say that Miss Lowe is acting the exhibitionist for wearing a see-through dress. To them, I would say; if you had her body, you’d be wearing it too. I know I would. Plus, there’s something about Daisy that makes her near-nudity seem classy. She could teach other celebrities a thing or two about being half naked.
Louise Redknapp
Louise Redknapp loves a bit of Stella McCartney, doesn’t she? Black is oftentimes boring but I think with a perfectly tailored trouser suit you can’t go wrong, particularly when other guests are wearing shapeless sacks with dodgy shoulder embellishment (*cough* Gillian Anderson *cough*). Top marks, Lou!
Hannah Tointon
Remember when Hannah Tointon was on Hollyoaks as Katy, with the reeeaaaaallllly annoying voice? My housemate at the time was a bit bored one day and decided to create a joke Facebook group about how annoying her voice was. The group quickly grew to have a crazy amount of members, so much so that Hannah herself joined and penned numerous attention-seeking posts claiming my housemate was a vicious cyber bully. Anyway, the point of this story is that I don’t like her very much. I don’t like her dress very much, either.
Amy Childs
This is some sort of Disney Princess gown, apparently. I don’t want to be a bitch, so I’ll just say this; she has really nice toned arms.
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