Marc, Marc, Marc. We LOVE you for providing lipstick pens and heart mirrors that cost us sub £10 and make our not-so-whiley friends think we are WELL rich, WELL chic, and WELL boffing someone with some serious Jacobs discount. And, oh! How we look forward to your ad campaigns. They’re so ‘quirky’ and ‘cool’ and […]
Oh, I’m A Celeb, how I have missed you so. Every year, I look forward to a bunch of phobia-ridden has-beens entering the Australian ‘jungle’ (which, incidentally, I have on good authority isn’t actually that jungle-y) and making complete and utter fools of themselves. It’s quite possibly the pinnacle of my trash TV calendar. However, […]
How to boil an egg? Get an egg. Put it in water. Bring to the boil. The end. Now, piss off. In all seriousness, I have a funny relationship with eggs. I’ve always felt sorry for them, as they only get laid once and it takes 4 minutes to get hard *ahem* Don’t egg me […]
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