The tide has turned against botox over the last year or so as former celebrity fans of the procedure such as the Minogue sisters have opted for a more natural look. Kylie recently commented on her days of botox being in the past: I don’t use it any more, I won’t go near it. I […]
When I find myself mired in indecision which is often the case, I look for signs. My job had been making me miserable for about a year, it was like a bad boyfriend. First he made me so happy, I fell in love and we spent the best part of our lives together, then slowly […]
The story goes that Johnny Depp used to fill hotel rooms full of daisies for Kate Moss. Who could not be seduced by this story, a beautiful whilst slightly dark talented man and an iconic girl-woman with issues? It’s a romance novelist’s wet dream. I want to get you in that head space where you […]
Has anyone asked if they could listen to you peeing today? I’m hoping the answer is no, although on one dreadful afternoon not so long ago, my own answer would have been yes. The following is an account of the single, awful day I spent as a sex chat line operator. During a conversation about […]
I feel like I have unwittingly become a member of that secret club that people have always told me about and I’ve never believed in. “you’ll just know when you meet the one” “you might say that now but you’ll change your mind when you meet the right person” “I used to say I would […]
If you’ve read part one you’ll know that I just recently escaped ended a long term relationship with Mr Right but not-right-for-me. Apart from waking up each morning with a feeling of unashamed blissful freedom I have also pleased myself thinking about all those familial duties I am no longer required to fill. Specifically the […]
As he packed his bags and I locked myself in the bathroom to hide away from it I began to cry. Without warning the tears dried up, I prodded at my feelings, testing to see if they hurt. The tears were real but was the heartbreak? The more I prodded, the less I felt. Then […]
I’ve recently been flirting with the possibility of regaining my independence and going back to living alone, sans mon petit copain. I have little lists of pros and cons in my head, never written down – remember when Rachel found the list Ross wrote and the damage the kankles comment made? It’s enlightened me to […]
Overheard a conversation: Models being ‘assessed’ for an important ad campaign… ‘She’s too fat in the face’ ‘She’s got a very round head. She’s kooky.’ ‘She’s exquisite. But a bit of a chunky monkey.’ ‘I like her eyebrows’ ‘It’s hard to make a red head look good’ ‘Oh, I LOVE her!’ two minutes later ‘Oh […]
Having fallen hopelessly in love with a popstar, yes this story does start that way, or rather that wasn’t really the start… OK, let’s go somewhat from the start. Ever had one of those friendships that sits on the cusp of something more? Sharing secrets, long phone calls, lots of banter which border on flirting […]
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