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Christmas jumpers // Five of the best festive sweats (not like meat sweats, but you *will* stay toasty)

Sporting a festive knit from now until January is the sartorial equivalent of brussels sprouts; of dubious taste but seasonal necessity.

To avoid looking like a friggin’ fun sponge YOU HAVE TO WEAR ONE.

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Like a painful Christmas cracker joke, festive knits make an instant impression no one thinks they will forget (but they generally do) so feel free to avoid mirrors/cameras/potential love interests and drag that bobbly bastard out year after year.

See our pick of the best festive – and dare we say, most stylish? – sweaters below. And don’t forget the official Christmas Jumper Day (powered by save The Childen) is on Friday 14th December 2012 (see for more deets).

1. Cat-in-a-Christmas-hat

ASOS cat in a hat sweater

Cute, fugly and cheerful. Fulfills all quintessential festive knit requirements.

Christmas Cat Jumper, £30, ASOS

2. Sequin intarsia snowflakes

Moschino Cheap & Chic snowflake Christmas jumperYou sophisicat, you! Cashmere angora for open fires and walks in the woods.

Moschino Cheap & Chic Angora Cashmere Intarsia Jumper, £248, My Wardrobe

3. Embroidered bauble knit

Meadham Kirchoff Christmas jumperCalling all East Londoners – if you’re gonna do this this thing, do it properly.

Meadham Kirchhoff ‘Maria’ metallic-embroidered sweater, £945, Net-A-Porter

4. Bah Humbug slogan sweater

Zoe Karssen Bah Humbug Christmas jumperChristmas irony certainly doesn’t come cheap…

Zoe Karssen Bah Humbug sweatshirt, £95, Net-A-Porter

5. The très chic Christmas jumper

Isabel Marant intarsia Christmas jumperIsabel Marant. Just divine. A festive knit to melt the hearts of even the most fashionable Christmas haters.

Isabel Marant Moonsfield intarsia sweater, £305, Net-A-Porter

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