Top of the sale picks // Best bargain buys to be shopped straight from your sofa

Best sale buys. Online, obvs. Because IF YOU DO GET UP AT 4AM TO QUEUE AT THE NEXT SALE YOU ARE BATSHIT CRAZY AND DESERVE TO BE SHOT.

However, if you merrily roll out of your cheese coma, grab your laptop and log on to Zara YOU DESERVE A MEDAL. AND A GLASS OF WINE. AND A CHEESEBOARD. WHAT?

Jarlo Trixie dress from Coggles

OH HAI NEW YEARS EVE. Wear with beehive, smokey eyes and cigarette holder. Also available in black. Scha-wing.

Jarlo Trixie dress, £56 (from £75), Coggles

House of Holland ‘Ride It’ sweater

Because sweats are going nowhere (neither is this god damned weather). And we all love bikes right? (WINK, NUDGE, LOLZ)

House Of Holland Ride It Sweater, £35 (was £75), Urban Outfitters

Lazy Oaf ‘Have a Nice Day’ tee

Perfect for the first day back at work for when everyone thinks your surprisingly upbeat when really YOU WANT TO KILL. THEM. ALL.

Lazy Oaf Have A Nice Day Slob Tee, £22 (was £37), Urban Outfitters

Zara puffa jacket

Because puffas are BACK (thank you Laura Marquard, thank you Brian Harvey). AND BECAUSE IT’S STILL ‘EFFING FREEZING OUTSIDE.

Quilted belted puffa jacket, £79.99 (was £59.99), Zara

Dr Martens x Liberty Oxford brogues

YUM.

Dr Martens x Liberty Celine Navy Oxford Brogues, £79 (was £105), Coggles

Amy Winehouse Fred Perry leopard print dress

Because never before have all my favourite words been in the same sentence together.

Amy Winehouse Foundation – Leopard Print Shirt Dress, £63 (was £90), Fred Perry

Urban Outfitters embroidered bomber jacket

Because we still want to be Rita Ora. Rob K or no Rob K (preferably no).

Silence + Noise Embroidered Bomber Jacket, £35 (was £75), Urban Outfitters

Happy sale shopping, y’all!