With Halloween creeping up malevolently behind us it’s time to STEP AWAY FROM ALL THE SKELETON STUFF IN TOPSHOP and decide how we are going to look fashionably terrifying for this year’s fright fest. First rule: you have to go as something associated with horror, not as a plug socket, if you wanna keep things […]
I always thought it was ‘trickle treat’. It’s not. Aaaaanyway, the Christmas lights are up on Oxford Street just waiting for some D-list celeb to turn them on which can only mean one thing: it’s Halloween. Skeletons are weird. When you see someone dressed as a skeleton does it freak you out to think that […]
Ah, Halloween-week X Factor. It’s WELL scary. Well, I mean, it’s scary that the damn Liverpudlian Ronseal Wanker is still there. (WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM, AND WHY? Are they all part of a weird nan-loving cult?) What’s also really scary about X Factor this week, is that I’m even still watching the live shows […]
Welcome to the all-new sexy football bit. So yesterday was Merseyside Derby day at the toffee palace of Goodison Park – and as a Liverpool fan I was hoping that I’d be writing a smug-laden report, while smearing my face Commando style with the blood of an Everton supporter and singing ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ in Latin […]
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