Note: this post is in no way a thinly veiled excuse to post pictures of dudes who we would like to be asked out by. Nope. OK, let’s make this UK specific – anyone who has ever watched one of those moviefilms from the USA knows that American boys have no problem asking a girl […]
Limp onion bhajis, under-filled vol-au-vents and those awkward ‘where should I put my cocktail stick?’ moments. Welcome to the social etiquette minefield that is your Christmas party buffet. Let’s cut to the chase: we need to wolf down as many carbs as possible whilst looking like a graceful vision of self control. Here’s some tips […]
How to open a coconut? Smash the absolute shit out of it with a hammer. The End. Seriously, I’m not that far off the truth with my methodology. If Bear Grylls were confronted with a coconut in a desert island situation, that’s how he’d open it (I’m pretty sure, anyway). If you want to crack […]
Hello, let me look at you. No, not because I care what you look like, but because YOU are unique and I want to know everything that makes you tick, every little piece that makes up the jigsaw puzzle of you. I love people. I like meeting new people, chatting with them, learning about them. […]
Zits. Pimples. Blemishes – as if anyone uses that word outside of a Clearasil advert – even the different names for spots are horrible. ‘Zits’; it’s too similar to ‘nits’ or even… well, a lot of horrible things that life would surely be sweeter without. But hey, we must face up to the fact that […]
How to boil an egg? Get an egg. Put it in water. Bring to the boil. The end. Now, piss off. In all seriousness, I have a funny relationship with eggs. I’ve always felt sorry for them, as they only get laid once and it takes 4 minutes to get hard *ahem* Don’t egg me […]
OK, so this is the never fails, easy peasy way of roasting your bird… *titter* Get yourself a big chook, around 1.5kg. Smear it with butter then chuck sea salt, pepper and herbs alllll over it. Squeeze a huge lemon all over and stuff the remainder – along with some garlic cloves, whole and unpeeled […]
Hello. Now, I think you know me pretty well at this point in our relationship. I’m not one to constantly remind you of things you’d rather forget… such as bikini wax appointments, or the First World War, but this post is for the greater good of us all: It’s almost Christmas again. That bastard seems […]
I’m by no means a fitness expert – far from it. In fact I’m the sort of girl who gets exhausted running a bath. But I do know my style stuff and can offer some sartorial personal training of sorts. Many view working out as an excuse to don ancient jogging-bottoms or unforgiving Lycra. I, […]
How to do The Notting Hill Carnival. By someone what knows (too much, probably)… Start early Many a year I have made the mistake of waiting in different places, pre gaming in houses, pubs and generally spending too much time gluing sequins to my face. Due to this we often get there just in time […]
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