IT’S TIME. TO DISCUSS. THIS WEEK’S. X FACTOR! If you’re still with me, that is? I can understand we may have lost a few X Factor piss-takers along the way, dropping like flies at the thought of having to sit through yet another poorly performed sing-off, particularly because they all seem to trot out overly […]
Hola my fellow X Factor piss-takers! Yet again I’m a little bit slow on the uptake this week, but I do have (another) excellent excuse, I promise – hearing Rylan’s bizarre fake falsetto during Sunday night’s sing-off sent me into a shock-induced bout of catatonia. Who knew he had that in him?! Anyway, it’s all […]
Greetings from your resident X Factor X-pert! (See what I did there?) I don’t know about you, but if you’re au fait with what’s been going down with Barlow, Walsh, Nicole Shit-singer, Tulisa and Derm this weekend, then you may be experiencing some of the same thoughts as me. These thoughts generally revolve around the […]
I’m BAA-AAACK! What? You didn’t think I’d miss the chance to spend approximately ten weeks ripping the piss out of some vocal-run obsessed wannabes, did you? As anyone who read last year’s X Factor round-ups, or indeed follows me on Twitter (shameless plug number one) will know, the X Factor live shows are literally my […]
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