I must ‘fess up, aside from an uh-maze weekend at V Festival in Chelmsford this year (and let’s face it – all I saw was the inside of the VIP area, and what?), I’d never been to Essex before. And what with TOWIE putting Essex firmly on the map, I’ve secretly wanted to go East-side […]
Yep, the rumours are true… It’s another weekly (or in TOWIE’s case, twice-weekly) sarky re-cap of a popular ITV(2) programme that is chav-tastic, unintentionally hilarious AND grips the nation – HOORAY! Whilst perhaps The Only Way Is Essex doesn’t quite reach the same amount of living rooms as (my beloved) X Factor does, it surely […]
Let’s talk about sex (baybee). Yep, I’m going there. Look away if easily offended… TOWIE’s Mark Wright, of all people, has got me thinking… how much sex is enough? You see, appaz the chauvinistic arsehole (to put it lightly) dumped his fiancée Lauren Goodger, after finding himself less attracted to her, and failing to consummate […]
Another week, another collective of sleb occurrences that have made us stop in our tracks (well, go a little bit slack-jawed at our computer) and boom: WHAT THE FUCK? Only to receive disgusted ‘tsks’ from our colleagues for doing another swear at our desks. Again. At 9.10am. Anyway, we love it when our WTF? features […]
Do you remember the time before nude shoes? I do. I long for that time, with every fibre of my being. Please, for the love of God, can we go back to the time Before Nude Shoes?! Obviously nude shoes have existed for eons. Centuries. Well, at least, since about the Forties. Up until recently, […]
Haven’t we all looked up to the clean-living, athletic lifestyles of the TOWIE girls? You know, admired their perfectly sculpted six packs and vigorous training routines? No? Oh right, that’s cos we’re far too busy wondering where on earth one can still purchase Rimmel’s ‘Heather Shimmer’ lipstick these days or playing the ‘what could we […]
The TV Baftas. Now, I know what you’re all thinking; the TV Baftas aren’t nearly as good as the film Baftas, right? Well, you’re wrong my friends, because TOWIE didn’t win a film Bafta, did it? But it did swipe a TV one. Reem. Plus Cindy off Eastenders didn’t walk the red carpet at the film […]
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