Chrissy is a sarcastic aromatherapist. Yes, that's a thing. She loves music, film, Liverpool FC, and longs for the day when robots live amongst us. She has been to Belgium four times but won't say why.
I’m going to do an in-depth study of a music video, chosen from my favourite decade, the ’80s. Most videos from that era are very much ‘of the time’ and so wonderfully pretentious, you could cough up a Rubik’s Cube just watching them. Taking them apart minute by minute, I will attempt to unlock the […]
I am a voracious reader. I usually have at least two books on the go at any one time (currently The Death of Bunny Munro and The Great Gatsby again *sigh*), and I love talking about them almost as much as I enjoy reading them. With this in mind, and as holiday season is coming […]
I’ll get straight to the point; I dislike conventional medicine with a PASSION. Many years back, I suffered a particularly bad ear infection that had to be treated with two courses of harsh antibiotics. Eventually, the infection went away (it took over a month), but the antibiotics caused my immune system to crash. I got […]
Ahhh… Don’t you just love it? The lovely light nights, ice cream at any given moment, paddling in the ocean, fish and chips for tea at the seaside, Don Henley mourning when his boys will be gone, gentle summer breezes carrying the smell of flowers…yes, summer is definitely on its way. Therefore, it’s time for […]
The other weekend, I spent approximately 14 hours wasting Russian mobsters, stealing helicopters, delivering packets of coke back to their rightful owners, and driving over the soft heads of innocent pedestrians. That’s just how we roll up north. *cocks gun* Ah…I wish that was how I really rolled, rather than out of an untidy bed […]
Hello. Are you currently job hunting? Well pour yourself a cup of ambition and come sit next to me, let’s put t’ruddy world to rights. There’s absolutely nothing available is there? Not that it matters – you can apply for anything and everything… I have applied via post for 40 different positions (careful now) in the last […]
Disclaimer: Look, I’m well aware of the debasement of females through history, and that for simply choosing to love someone outside their own culture or religion, women are still hideously persecuted in certain places on this planet (including our own fucking country), and I find it entirely sickening. I’ve read a million books about the […]
I wouldn’t have written this a year ago, as I was still firmly ensconced in my Twitter addiction. Lately, I have tried to cut my use of the site drastically, but every now and again I’ll feel the familiar pull and end up spending a few hours on there that seem like a few minutes. […]
So the marriage of Katy Perry and Russell “have-we-fucked-perchance?” Brand is already in trouble. I’m ‘shocked’ to my very core. Turns out old Russ posted a photo of Katy sans her glam slap on Twitter, and she’s not best pleased. Who’d have thought it? Katy Perry is still an attractive girl, yet has a fairly […]
[sarcasm] A week or so back, I had to buy some new mineral foundation. Try as I might, I couldn’t find one with the new ingredient that enhances you, post production. I’d sort of depended on that you see, the special additive that is able to reverse time if you’re unhappy with how you look, […]
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