I’ve been writing this post in my head for ages. You know: fancying the ‘unpopular’ one in boy bands. The one no one else fancies. The one that usually gets plonked at the back, in the shit outfit, looking all mysterious. Usually the one that gets to snog the girl in the video, cos no […]
Listen up men. MEL GIBSON LIED TO YOU I’m going to be completely honest here. You know when you see a women or men’s interest magazine with the blurb: ‘REVEALED!! What Women ACTUALLY Want! The Article Every Man Should Read…’? Bollocks. All of it. Those women don’t exist my friend. Well, they do, but are […]
Let’s talk about sex (baybee). Yep, I’m going there. Look away if easily offended… TOWIE’s Mark Wright, of all people, has got me thinking… how much sex is enough? You see, appaz the chauvinistic arsehole (to put it lightly) dumped his fiancée Lauren Goodger, after finding himself less attracted to her, and failing to consummate […]
Hello. You may not remember me, I used to write things here about 74 years ago… I won’t bore you with the details of where I’ve been, but it involves settling into a new job and suffering a scorching case of writers block. Oh look at that, I did bore you after all. Well anyway, […]
Being the Culture Vulture that I am, constantly seeking to improve and enlighten myself through exposing myself (calm down) to new experiences, THIS WEEK I thought I would partake in an evening of comedy. Sure. So I donned a pashmina and vogue cigarette (I didn’t) and headed down to the Torriano in Kentish Town to […]
You’ve met a boy. You really like him. You’ve been dating for a few months and it’s all going rather swimmingly. You’re seeing each other exclusively and it’s only a matter of time before you both utter the ‘L’ word – ‘lubrication’. Kidding! Love, I meant love, obviously… *rolls eyes, vomits in mouth a little […]
So it appears I am somewhat of a specialist in the realm of break-ups. I swear I’ve had more Ex Boyfriends than actual Boyfriends – in fact, it’s a bloody shame there’s not a call for couples who’ve done with those gawd awfull councillors who help them stay together, and want one to help them […]
I heart sleep – BIG time. Spending hours languishing in the sack catching Zeds is totally irresistible. Although recently, I’ve been hounded by the thumping great dick that is insomnia. About as welcome and convenient in my life as the raging Earthas or sitting on a wet bus seat, insomnia has been botching my day up […]
Now, I’m aware my posts so far have been rather ‘boy heavy’. And let’s be honest: I could continue harking on about boys all ruddy day… but this one? THIS ONE – is for the girls. Growing up with no less than four sisters has indeed taught me a little something about sisterhood *does clicky […]
Guilty pleasures. And I’m not talking about the normal, ‘ooooh I secretly fancy Phillip Schofield’ or ‘isn’t Gordon Ramsay hot in a craggy kinda way?’, cos as we all know we here at Le Blow are not necessarily normal. But we are randy. Sometimes (ahem). And we know what we like, even if we know […]
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