I haven’t written anything about football recently for Le Blow’s Smack My Pitch Up section due to being so horribly, hideously busy with life all last week and over the weekend, that I barely remember my own name. So, in a terribly lazy fashion, I’ve pinched something that I wrote on my blog some time ago (two […]
I have to be honest with you, I was out most of the weekend and didn’t see any of the matches, forgot to record Match of the Day, couldn’t be bothered to iPlayer it, and am now flying by the seat of my pants in writing this. Let’s see how we get on. First, the […]
Action, sci-fi or horror is what you’ll usually find in my film bag, baby, but I do occasionally love me a good sports movie. Sadly, for the most part films about football are complete cheese-fests; there have been a couple that stand out, stand the test of time, stand up to criticism, stand by me. […]
Welcome to the all-new sexy football bit. So yesterday was Merseyside Derby day at the toffee palace of Goodison Park – and as a Liverpool fan I was hoping that I’d be writing a smug-laden report, while smearing my face Commando style with the blood of an Everton supporter and singing ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ in Latin […]
I need to type this quickly as I may orgasm before I finish the sentence. It’s June, it’s 2012, that means it’s time for the UEFA European Football Cha- *gasp* sorry. Once again, the UEFA European Football Championship, or the ‘Euros’ if you speak fluent abbreviation. This year, the greatest sporting event on planet earth […]
I’ve started, so I’ll finish That famous sentence uttered by the late, great Magnus Magnusson during every episode of Mastermind, and every single human being who’s painted a room, ever. I’ve been thinking a lot about starts and endings lately, as I’ve found myself at the end of a long-term relationship. The good thing about […]
LET’S TALK ABOUT LOVE. The desperate, all-consuming, ‘I can’t breathe when you’re not here’, split-apart-souls-finding-each-other kind of love. I’m sure we’ve all felt it at one time or another, perhaps even right now, but none of us are anywhere near interesting enough to warrant an entire piece on Le Blow, therefore I must cast my […]
Following on from my previous piece (two months ago, sorry) about learning crazy new skills for your own satisfaction, I want to draw your attention to a peculiar human behaviour that you’re probably suffering from as I write. It’s those two occasions during the year when we feel a hurried need to learn something. One […]
Hello, let me look at you. No, not because I care what you look like, but because YOU are unique and I want to know everything that makes you tick, every little piece that makes up the jigsaw puzzle of you. I love people. I like meeting new people, chatting with them, learning about them. […]
Listen up men. MEL GIBSON LIED TO YOU I’m going to be completely honest here. You know when you see a women or men’s interest magazine with the blurb: ‘REVEALED!! What Women ACTUALLY Want! The Article Every Man Should Read…’? Bollocks. All of it. Those women don’t exist my friend. Well, they do, but are […]
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