Another week, another X Factor live show. And what a shit show it was. Guilty pleasures (that old chestnut) was this week’s theme officially, but unofficially, the theme was clearly ‘take a famous song and slow it down loads’. Then Sunday night’s results show came, and… SHOCK HORROR! Two (two! TWO!) of the chosen three […]
I’m BAA-AAACK! What? You didn’t think I’d miss the chance to spend approximately ten weeks ripping the piss out of some vocal-run obsessed wannabes, did you? As anyone who read last year’s X Factor round-ups, or indeed follows me on Twitter (shameless plug number one) will know, the X Factor live shows are literally my […]
As this season’s Britain’s Got Talent drew to an dancing dog style close last weekend, I felt a little bit choked up. Not because Jonathan and Charlotte didn’t win (although that did piss me off) but because I wouldn’t have my weekly Simon Cowell fix. I floated the idea of a ‘freebie list’ to my […]
Nothing to do on Saturday night? No beer money? No date? No friends? Don’t worry! You’re spoilt for choice on the generic talent show front on Saturday, because both the BBC’s much anticipated (only by the BBC themselves, natch) show The Voice UK launches at the same time as our old beloved friend (the one […]
Dear Cheryl, Poor you. We’ve never been a fan, but your untimely dumping from the US X Factor is pretty humiliating, particularly after such a huge fuss was made about the fact that you’re ‘finally making it in the US’. It’s a bit like being ceremoniously dumped after telling all and sundry how in love […]
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