Johnny Depp Dark Shadows

WIN: Johnny Depp!* // *Well. A copy of his film Dark Shadows on DVD, that is…

Oh, Johnny Depp, you handsome bastard. We could dedicate a whole blog post, nay website, to your rock star good looks.

We’ re massive fans of the Johnny Depp / Tim Burton love-in here at Le Blow. They just seem to go together like… a Frenchman and onions, no? We kinda wanna give ’em their own cutsie hybrid name, like Brangelina.

Johnny Depp Dark Shadows

Their last collaboration (er, apart from the new one that’s out now), Dark Shadows is out on DVD next week (timed to marketing perfection for Halloween, eh?), and we’ve only got a bloody Blu-Ray Triple Play pack to give away.
Prize value: a fiver from Li, our friendly local DVD distributor*

To get your filthy lil mitts on it, just leave a comment below telling us your fave Depp/Burton movie and why. We’ll pick the best one and send it your way.

And to help you out (and NOT so we can perve at pictures of Johnny Depp doing acting and that, oh no), here’s a quick recap of all of the Depp/Burton love-ins collabs…

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Johnny Depp Edward Scissorhands

Where Johnny Depp looks a lot like Robert Smith from The Cure and acts his (tight little) arse off.

Ed Wood (1994)

Johnny Depp Ed Wood

Where J-Depp gives good ‘tache and looks even hotter in black and white. And dresses as a woman.

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Johnny Depp Sleepy Hollow

Good training for mincing about as Jack Sparrow, this. Also: Johnny Depp on a horse.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

charlie and the chocolate factory johnny depp willy wonka

Where Johnny Depp gets a bit creepy old man *cough* Jimmy Saville *cough* and generally trips his tits off.

The Corpse Bride (2005)

Johnny Depp Corpse Bride

Johnny Depp. As a CARTOON. We still would.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

Johnny Depp Sweeney Todd

Where Depp does singing. And doesn’t make us cringe. And looks a bit like a pasty goth version of David ‘cheap as chips’ Dickinson.

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Johnny Depp Mad Hatter

Strangely, we even fancied Johnny Depp as a deranged, boss-eyed ginge.

Dark Shadows (2012)

Yeah. He’d still GET IT as a vampire. Yup. Leave a comment below for your chance to own Johnny Depp (on DVD) – and for more perving opps, check out the Dark Shadows app (we very much enjoyed the Horror Scope bit).

*That was a joke, obviously. It’s all official and that.

  • Comments

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    Ahhhhhh its got to be Ed Scissorhnads, surely? JD at his finest. So sharp yet so… sweet ***swoon***

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    I’m a bloke. Can I enter? Yes? Good. Sleepy Hollow is classic 90s fodder so gets my vote. Decapitations and Christina Ricci, what more could you want?

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    Ed Wood. Cos Johnny Depp looks as fit as fuck.

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    OK, so out of all his films I’d say Pirates of the Carribean, but out of this little lot it’s got to be Edward Scissorhands. A classic! x

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    Lucy la la laaaaa

    The Corpse Bride. Awesome film and the inspiration of Halloween outfits aplenty. xx

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    Sweeney Todd. Who knew Mr Depp could sing? He’s sooooo talented lol 🙂

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    helen rosbotham

    I loved Sleepy Hollow as it was gothic and historical my 2 favourite things!

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    Edward scissor hands. He is johnny depp but his hands are scissors… Need it say more?

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    Amanda Lewis

    I quite liked Alice in Wonderrland cos it was fucking bonkers really

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    Kinda want Johnny Depps bob haircut as Willy Wonka.

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    Rachel Zane

    Aside from massively fancying Johnny Depp, so all his films are therefore excellent, I think his acting ability was proven in Edward Scissorhands, so that totes gets my vote. Thankyou please.

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    The Corpse Bride is like a cult creepy movie nowadays and even though he’s a cartoon, you can still tell it’s JD, so yeah. That’s my choice. Though they’re all fucking brilliant films!

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    Amelia R

    Oooooh, no one’s said Dark Shadows yet, but I’d defo let him nibble on my neck lol!!!

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