Christmas gift ideas for the girl who has everything. Frivolity and fluff. That’s the basic essentials, then.
Fake fur coat
Something to throw on for an after dinner stroll.
I know you’ll got a clutch. But does it (sort of) have bells on?
Feather clip earrings
Steer clear of flaming puddings and avoid dipping into your sherry.
Toilet Paper plate
Ummm thanks for the weird plate, mum.
‘Oh, another cashmere knit? Well I guess I do get through them’.
Acne studio heels
Do you mean my ‘stripper at a funeral’ kicks? Yeah I mean, I think I know the ones.
Valley of the Dolls Hulanicki designed cover
Actually, I got this last year…
‘Are you even trying to out-shoe me?’