Christmas gift guide for the girl who will mostly be watching Home Alone on repeat this festive season, while dressed like Cher Horowitz and listening to E17’s Stay (that’s all of us here at Le Blow, then…)
Disco trainers
Because heels are for losers (or people who have learnt to walk in them in adverse weather conditions without doing a Bambi on Ice). So, for party season I choose trainers. DISCO trainers. (And vodka, and Chaka Khan).
Nike Air Max 1 FB Woven, £110, store.nike.com
Hairy coat
Because why not? And if I insist on going out in hot-pants and a crop top (I wish) then I’ll need to YETI up. This is verging on functional outerwear (verging), HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.
Luda Long Haired Faux Fur Coat, £49.99, missguided.co.uk
Vivienne Westwood Tartan backpack
£450 WHAT NOW?? I’ll make like Cher from Clueless but I’ll need Cher from, um well, actual Cher’s budget. So natch it’s going to the top of my Christmas list. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
Winter Tartan Backpack, £450, harrods.com
Muppet skin scarf
No actual muppets were harmed in the making of this scarf. Channeling Meadham Kirchoff, and various 90s gal bands (UH OH, WE’RE IN TROUBLE) and will look aces accessorized with a fluffy pen and hair mascara #earlythirtyswhat
Faux Fur Stripe Scarf, was £40 now £32, asos.com
Paul and Joe cat makeup sets
Because cats are so on trend and not because I’m a crazy cat lady. No really.
Cat eye and cheek makeup set, paul-joe-beaute.com
Minkpink tracksuit
Because I’m planning on spending my Christmas holiday sitting in this and eating cheese. IN STYLE. Waynetta Slob vibes. J’adore.
Minkpink Floral Polka Dot tracksuit, £110, urbanoutfitters.co.uk
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