It’s no secret that Le Blow’s Amy and I would quite like to be on the telly, presenting a programme that’s a sort of mash-up of Street Mate, Why Don’t You and The Crystal Maze. While we’re busy working on making that happen (by daydreaming, mostly – Simon Cowell: CALL ME), a trio of fiercely […]
Deal with it darls – season 3 of the poshest show on TV has finished. And alas, quicker than Ollie decides whether to be gay, straight or bi – or simply concentrate on his barnet. So for now, and until we see the gang pop up at Ascot, or hanging out with Snow Patrol in […]
As this season’s Britain’s Got Talent drew to an dancing dog style close last weekend, I felt a little bit choked up. Not because Jonathan and Charlotte didn’t win (although that did piss me off) but because I wouldn’t have my weekly Simon Cowell fix. I floated the idea of a ‘freebie list’ to my […]
When I think of holy matrimony, committing to your significant other by law and general girly wedding-y-ness, the last thing I think of is reality TV show and Newcastle’s finest, Geordie Shore. In fact, the last thing I think of when it comes to anything other than a ‘slut drop’ (Google it), really bad fake […]
Nothing to do on Saturday night? No beer money? No date? No friends? Don’t worry! You’re spoilt for choice on the generic talent show front on Saturday, because both the BBC’s much anticipated (only by the BBC themselves, natch) show The Voice UK launches at the same time as our old beloved friend (the one […]
Trashy, lacking in substance, completely fake. Just some of the arguments against reality TV. Yes, it might be superficial at its core; but look hard enough, and you can learn some really, really important lessons from reality TV. Sort of. Making a sex tape is a good idea, as is having a massive arse Kim […]
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