The Le Blow Manifesto. We ask our Manel (man + panel, yeah?) for the truth. On important things. Like: girls and their lady gardens – a flourishing bush or pruned clean away? Hitler tash or ZZ Top beard? Merkin or mohican? Our men chat twats (sorry mum) and tell us how much muff is enough… […]
Girls. You know how it is. You go on a date with a guy. You like him and think it’s going great guns. He, on the other hand, has obviously had a change of heart – for whatever reason. Shame he doesn’t tell you, right? Never fear, the Le Blow Manifesto is here. We put […]
The Le Blow Manifesto. We ask our panel of men (Manel?) for the truth. On important things. Like: girls and their often bonkers shoe choices. Discuss… MAN 1 // Most men don’t give a shit about shoes. And the rest are too busy wanking over a prized pair of patent leather pumps to ever meet […]
The Le Blow Manifesto. We ask four men for the truth. On important things. Like: legs Vs boobs – what does it for you? MAN 1 // Boobs, every time. For ages I just thought they were fun to look and even better to play with – but having recently seen them in a breast-feeding […]
I’ve been writing this post in my head for ages. You know: fancying the ‘unpopular’ one in boy bands. The one no one else fancies. The one that usually gets plonked at the back, in the shit outfit, looking all mysterious. Usually the one that gets to snog the girl in the video, cos no […]
Listen up men. MEL GIBSON LIED TO YOU I’m going to be completely honest here. You know when you see a women or men’s interest magazine with the blurb: ‘REVEALED!! What Women ACTUALLY Want! The Article Every Man Should Read…’? Bollocks. All of it. Those women don’t exist my friend. Well, they do, but are […]
Being the Culture Vulture that I am, constantly seeking to improve and enlighten myself through exposing myself (calm down) to new experiences, THIS WEEK I thought I would partake in an evening of comedy. Sure. So I donned a pashmina and vogue cigarette (I didn’t) and headed down to the Torriano in Kentish Town to […]
Guilty pleasures. And I’m not talking about the normal, ‘ooooh I secretly fancy Phillip Schofield’ or ‘isn’t Gordon Ramsay hot in a craggy kinda way?’, cos as we all know we here at Le Blow are not necessarily normal. But we are randy. Sometimes (ahem). And we know what we like, even if we know […]
The story goes that Johnny Depp used to fill hotel rooms full of daisies for Kate Moss. Who could not be seduced by this story, a beautiful whilst slightly dark talented man and an iconic girl-woman with issues? It’s a romance novelist’s wet dream. I want to get you in that head space where you […]
So. The first date. It should be a good thing. An exciting thing! Full of promise and flirtation. And butterflies. And hair flicking. And giggling. But it’s also petrifying. And awkward. And just plain, well, weird. I mean, when else do you spend intense one-on-one time with a virtual stranger? You don’t ever bump into […]
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