First of all, I’d like to thank every single one of you, loyal readers, for sticking with my weekly columns thus far (all three of you – honestly, it really is much appreciated). Secondly, I’d like to apologise that I unwittingly informed everyone of the incorrect theme last week (obvs it was Guilty Pleasures/Heroes and […]
We’re almost there, dearest loyal readers – only three weeks to go until the final! THANK GOD FOR THAT! I can finally have my Saturday nights back, and won’t have to look at the judges’ smug mugs until at least August 2012, when the next series starts. Except I might still look at Gary Barlow’s […]
It’s been a historic week for X Factor. Firstly, let me ask you – where were you when the X Factor ‘technical difficulty’ occurred? I can tell you exactly where I was. Sat in front of my telly, drinking a nice cold Kopparberg left over from the night before, gleefully awaiting another week of top […]
Week five. You know the deal by now – cliché after cliché, Louis Walsh rattles his hands whilst shouting out one of about four different lines in his repertoire, Gazza Barlow looks nice in his suit and says some nasty things (which you undoubtedly agree with, nonetheless), there’s crazy tension between the girl judges but they […]
It’s week four of the X Factor live shows, and I have to be honest – I’m really running out of steam. Or rather, losing the will to live. After a headline-filled week of drama, drama, drama, not to mention a pathetically ‘spooky’ live show and devastatingly bad choice of bottom two, I’m ready to […]
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Viewers are apparently turning off X Factor in their droves. Are you surprised? I’m not. It’s shit. I’m pretty much regretting promising to give up my Saturday evenings for the next few weeks, to watch each show intently and report back for Le Blow, because the show is becoming […]
By now, you’ll all know what went down on the X Factor results show last night. Not exactly that much of a shocking twist to be honest, since we all saw the press releases on Thursday, but actually pretty harrowing to watch (or was that just me?). Don’t fear though – Le Blow isn’t about […]
We’ve got your number weather, so give it up and stop teasing us with your bloody ‘sunshine in September’ antics. We’ve read The Mirror (what? It was an accident. We tripped and fell on a copy) and it told us about the early onset snow in October, arriving just in time to shit on our […]
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