Writing blog posts in list format since 2011, was before anyone else cottoned on. Favoured listicles include 90s nostalgia and general life observations.
There are many, many reasons to be jealous of ‘slebs. I don’t need to tediously list them here, but highlights include: shed loads of free stuff, mammoth bank accounts, close encounters with hot men, general global adoration, you know, that stuff that all seems utterly casual to them, but we’d sell our baby brother to […]
Polka dots are spot-on for spring – we’ve spotted lots of fashion-forwarded A-listers pictured in polkas recently and they were dotted all over the SS/’11 catwalks. Oh God. This is going to be a l-o-n-g post if I carry on with the polka puns, non? I’ll spot now. I mean, stop now. Like with most […]
The other weekend, I spent approximately 14 hours wasting Russian mobsters, stealing helicopters, delivering packets of coke back to their rightful owners, and driving over the soft heads of innocent pedestrians. That’s just how we roll up north. *cocks gun* Ah…I wish that was how I really rolled, rather than out of an untidy bed […]
Sweet Valley High returned to bookstores in the US this week with a where-are-they-now style sequel, Sweet Valley Confidential. As Shannon – author of *ahem* Shannon’s Sweet Valley High blog (no word of a lie – click the link and see for yourself) heralds: “This is it, folks. The day we’ve all been waiting for. […]
Last night is all a haze of air guitar, sambuca shots and impromptu bus karaoke. You’ve woken up late for work, totally confused, still dressed and smelling something like Pete Doherty after a five-day binge. We’ve all been there. I’ve been there, more times than I care to remember, which is why I’ve pooled my […]
Yah, Kate Middleton, yah, yah. She’s ok we s’pose. Shiny hair, a nice line in Burberry trenches and a love of Haribo = all good in our book. But she’s just a bit, well, ‘meh’, isn’t she? Wouldn’t you like to see someone with a bit more attitude take to the future-throne and represent good […]
I’ve recently been flirting with the possibility of regaining my independence and going back to living alone, sans mon petit copain. I have little lists of pros and cons in my head, never written down – remember when Rachel found the list Ross wrote and the damage the kankles comment made? It’s enlightened me to […]
It’s the Oscars on Sunday and to be honest, we couldn’t be more excited. Is it down to the gowns, blubbing or gratuitous close-ups of the losing parties’ strained smiles? No dummies. It’s James Franco of course. Those wunderkinds at the Academy have eschewed the usual po-faced has-beens (JOKES, Billy Crystal) for the thinking man’s […]
Channel 4’s addictive new fly-on-the-wall fashion show, The Model Agency, premiered (geddit?!) last night, and we were naturally glued to our TV screens. Featuring the trials and tribulations of the dedicated staff at Premier Model Management, we saw wannabe-models have their dreams crushed before their eyes with a single line (the age-old ‘height’ excuse) and […]
A regular Tube journey smells like warm halitosis, damp farts or vom-inducing body odour, but occasionally you’ll catch a whiff of a scent that takes you back to years gone by. Not last night’s vodka Red Bull, but the perfumes of yesteryear. I sat next to a bloke wearing Brut the other day and I […]
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