We’ll admit it. This picture of former frenemies Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie back togevs from earlier in the week got us more than a bit excited (and hopeful of a Simple Life reunion): But prepare yourselves: The Simple Life is 10-years-old this month. This is definitely NOT hot. This makes us feel quite fucking […]
We have no idea what’s come over us, but Cilla Black’s been bloody everywhere recently (she must have a book out), and we’ve suddenly realised how effin’ epic her Blind Date wardrobe was. Yeah, it came as a surprise (surprise) to us, too! The stylish Scouser, who played cupid with perm-loving girls and socially inept […]
It’s no secret that Le Blow’s Amy and I would quite like to be on the telly, presenting a programme that’s a sort of mash-up of Street Mate, Why Don’t You and The Crystal Maze. While we’re busy working on making that happen (by daydreaming, mostly – Simon Cowell: CALL ME), a trio of fiercely […]
I’m BAA-AAACK! What? You didn’t think I’d miss the chance to spend approximately ten weeks ripping the piss out of some vocal-run obsessed wannabes, did you? As anyone who read last year’s X Factor round-ups, or indeed follows me on Twitter (shameless plug number one) will know, the X Factor live shows are literally my […]
When I think of holy matrimony, committing to your significant other by law and general girly wedding-y-ness, the last thing I think of is reality TV show and Newcastle’s finest, Geordie Shore. In fact, the last thing I think of when it comes to anything other than a ‘slut drop’ (Google it), really bad fake […]
Nothing to do on Saturday night? No beer money? No date? No friends? Don’t worry! You’re spoilt for choice on the generic talent show front on Saturday, because both the BBC’s much anticipated (only by the BBC themselves, natch) show The Voice UK launches at the same time as our old beloved friend (the one […]
We’ve got your number weather, so give it up and stop teasing us with your bloody ‘sunshine in September’ antics. We’ve read The Mirror (what? It was an accident. We tripped and fell on a copy) and it told us about the early onset snow in October, arriving just in time to shit on our […]
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