X Factor Live Shows // Week 4: Careful not to offend Barlow with your fag-ash breath, yeah?

Ah, Halloween-week X Factor. It’s WELL scary. Well, I mean, it’s scary that the damn Liverpudlian Ronseal Wanker is still there. (WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM, AND WHY? Are they all part of a weird nan-loving cult?) What’s also really scary about X Factor this week, is that I’m even still watching the live shows […]

X Factor Live Shows // Week 2: It’s all getting a bit ageist, innit

Greetings from your resident X Factor X-pert! (See what I did there?) I don’t know about you, but if you’re au fait with what’s been going down with Barlow, Walsh, Nicole Shit-singer, Tulisa and Derm this weekend, then you may be experiencing some of the same thoughts as me. These thoughts generally revolve around the […]

X Factor Live Shows // Week 1: Top of the Strops AKA DRAMAAAAAAAAZZZZ!

I’m BAA-AAACK! What? You didn’t think I’d miss the chance to spend approximately ten weeks ripping the piss out of some vocal-run obsessed wannabes, did you? As anyone who read last year’s X Factor round-ups, or indeed follows me on Twitter (shameless plug number one) will know, the X Factor live shows are literally my […]

Holy hell balls! // There’s a whole lotta hotties in Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

We’re excited about the forthcoming Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises. In fact, we haven’t been this excited about a Batman release since our 90s man crush Chris O’Donnell got involved as Robin: The folks over at Lazy Oaf started it with their uh-MAZING Batman-inspired collection. Le Blow’s Amy has already bought half of the […]