Ah, Halloween-week X Factor. It’s WELL scary. Well, I mean, it’s scary that the damn Liverpudlian Ronseal Wanker is still there. (WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM, AND WHY? Are they all part of a weird nan-loving cult?) What’s also really scary about X Factor this week, is that I’m even still watching the live shows […]
So, I’m a little bit late on the ol’ X Factor live show roundup this week, but I do have a good reason, honest. Basically, I was all ready and waiting to start writing about this week’s hi-jinks during Sunday evening’s sing-off. Then BORING KYE sang his BORING SURVIVAL SONG and I totally dozed off. […]
Greetings from your resident X Factor X-pert! (See what I did there?) I don’t know about you, but if you’re au fait with what’s been going down with Barlow, Walsh, Nicole Shit-singer, Tulisa and Derm this weekend, then you may be experiencing some of the same thoughts as me. These thoughts generally revolve around the […]
I must ‘fess up, aside from an uh-maze weekend at V Festival in Chelmsford this year (and let’s face it – all I saw was the inside of the VIP area, and what?), I’d never been to Essex before. And what with TOWIE putting Essex firmly on the map, I’ve secretly wanted to go East-side […]
Oh, Johnny Depp, you handsome bastard. We could dedicate a whole blog post, nay website, to your rock star good looks. We’ re massive fans of the Johnny Depp / Tim Burton love-in here at Le Blow. They just seem to go together like… a Frenchman and onions, no? We kinda wanna give ’em their […]
I’m BAA-AAACK! What? You didn’t think I’d miss the chance to spend approximately ten weeks ripping the piss out of some vocal-run obsessed wannabes, did you? As anyone who read last year’s X Factor round-ups, or indeed follows me on Twitter (shameless plug number one) will know, the X Factor live shows are literally my […]
In the September ish of Vanity Fair, they’ve compiled their list of the 25 most fashionable films from Hollywood – we at Le Blow YAWNED LOUDLY then decided we could do much better, natch. So please see below 10 films we think have been CRUELLY overlooked by the power bobs at VF, (alright, alright pay […]
Some 600 rolls of film and over 20,000 photographs later (for once, we’re not even exaggerating), The Kills have released their first ever book Dream & Drive, full of intimate behind the scenes, press and live shots taken by their photographer pal Kenneth Cappello. The Kills turned ten years old in February – my, how […]
We’re excited about the forthcoming Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises. In fact, we haven’t been this excited about a Batman release since our 90s man crush Chris O’Donnell got involved as Robin: The folks over at Lazy Oaf started it with their uh-MAZING Batman-inspired collection. Le Blow’s Amy has already bought half of the […]
I remember there was uproar, yes, genuine uproar when Clueless, the teen film of dreams, reached a suitably adolescent 15 years old two years ago. Yes, the film we loved more than hair mascara, Jared Leto and Impulse body sprays – combined – is now older than the majority of The Babysitters Club. Can you […]
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