Week five. You know the deal by now – cliché after cliché, Louis Walsh rattles his hands whilst shouting out one of about four different lines in his repertoire, Gazza Barlow looks nice in his suit and says some nasty things (which you undoubtedly agree with, nonetheless), there’s crazy tension between the girl judges but they […]
It’s week four of the X Factor live shows, and I have to be honest – I’m really running out of steam. Or rather, losing the will to live. After a headline-filled week of drama, drama, drama, not to mention a pathetically ‘spooky’ live show and devastatingly bad choice of bottom two, I’m ready to […]
Oh, MTV. We’d all but given up on you. You once entertained us with hours of hyper-colour music videos and cruelly replaced with endless series of My Super Sweet 16 – where no one is sweet and even fewer are 16 – before brutally introducing the world to Snooki’s gherkins (scarring). Soon a general shitstorm […]
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Viewers are apparently turning off X Factor in their droves. Are you surprised? I’m not. It’s shit. I’m pretty much regretting promising to give up my Saturday evenings for the next few weeks, to watch each show intently and report back for Le Blow, because the show is becoming […]
Did you watch the X Factor this weekend? It’s quite likely you didn’t, seeing as approximately 2 million viewers have turned off in their droves. Good job then, that Le Blow is here to offer a comedy-based recap on everything important that happened. Even if you did watch it all, you might find yourself needing […]
By now, you’ll all know what went down on the X Factor results show last night. Not exactly that much of a shocking twist to be honest, since we all saw the press releases on Thursday, but actually pretty harrowing to watch (or was that just me?). Don’t fear though – Le Blow isn’t about […]
We’ve got your number weather, so give it up and stop teasing us with your bloody ‘sunshine in September’ antics. We’ve read The Mirror (what? It was an accident. We tripped and fell on a copy) and it told us about the early onset snow in October, arriving just in time to shit on our […]
Hello. You may not remember me, I used to write things here about 74 years ago… I won’t bore you with the details of where I’ve been, but it involves settling into a new job and suffering a scorching case of writers block. Oh look at that, I did bore you after all. Well anyway, […]
OK. I’ll admit it. When I read about Channel 4’s new feature Seven Dwarves in Heat Magazine, I audibly sniggered into my Frappuccino. What was I meant to do? I was faced with such immortal comments as, Max, 4 ft 2 inches: Loves dubstep and can fit six Jaffa Cakes in his mouth Whilst Karen, […]
Those riots were a bit of a hoot weren’t they? Well, maybe if you weren’t looting or setting fire to some poor family’s legacy, but if you were a.) a hooded adolescent with a lifetime’s supply of Nando’s loyalty cards or b.) Vic and Bob off the telly, then you were probably feeling a little […]
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