My cat is a Sagittarius.
Justin Beiber’s got one. Snooki’s developing one as we speak, and Britney’s got too many to count… The celebrity perfume – a surefire sign that you’ve truly hit the big time (or made a brief appearance on a reality show once). But does anyone over the age of 14, of normal mental state, not to mention […]
Let’s talk about sex (baybee). Yep, I’m going there. Look away if easily offended… TOWIE’s Mark Wright, of all people, has got me thinking… how much sex is enough? You see, appaz the chauvinistic arsehole (to put it lightly) dumped his fiancée Lauren Goodger, after finding himself less attracted to her, and failing to consummate […]
If you’re uninitiated with US Weekly, get yourself initiated, and quick. US Weekly is akin to the American version of Now Magazine, if Now Magazine took all their staff and replaced them with monkeys. Dressed in cute dresses, of course. There are many reasons to love US Weekly, but one of the standout reasons (apart […]
Kim Kardashian – she’s just one of those girls, isn’t she? The one who always has to do things bigger and better. The biggest Birkin, the biggest bank balance, the biggest bum. I bet, until you saw her wedding, you thought your wedding plans, be they dreams or reality, were pretty big, didn’t you? Do/did […]
When you think of great style, you probably don’t think of Jersey Shore. Then again, you probably don’t think of Abercrombie & Fitch either, so this whole ‘situation’ (see what we did there?) is probably mildly amusing to you at most – but you’d be wrong. It’s fucking hilarious, but also, very wrong. (By the […]
Ex-boyfriends. We all have at least one. If you’re like some of the more, er, social Le Blow ladies you probably have hundreds. Do you ever look back and think ‘what the hell was I on when I decided to go out with you?’ (in our case the answer is Snakebite. All bad relationship decisions […]
Ah, I like the MTV Movie Awards. They’re a bit silly and laidback (with awards such as Best Kiss and Best Scared Shitless performance) and therefore all the ladies of Hollywood wear shorter skirts and blow kisses to the camera on the red carpet. You’d think, because of this informality, that it would be hard […]
Ah, the Nineties. I love the Nineties. Who doesn’t? As a child of the Nineties taking her first small steps away from Barbies and towards boys, I have some great memories. My first crush was Luke Perry from Beverley Hills 90210, and I even took my Beverley Hills 90210 branded ring-binder and pencil case to […]
Dear Cheryl, Poor you. We’ve never been a fan, but your untimely dumping from the US X Factor is pretty humiliating, particularly after such a huge fuss was made about the fact that you’re ‘finally making it in the US’. It’s a bit like being ceremoniously dumped after telling all and sundry how in love […]
The TV Baftas. Now, I know what you’re all thinking; the TV Baftas aren’t nearly as good as the film Baftas, right? Well, you’re wrong my friends, because TOWIE didn’t win a film Bafta, did it? But it did swipe a TV one. Reem. Plus Cindy off Eastenders didn’t walk the red carpet at the film […]
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