My cat is a Sagittarius.
We’re almost there, dearest loyal readers – only three weeks to go until the final! THANK GOD FOR THAT! I can finally have my Saturday nights back, and won’t have to look at the judges’ smug mugs until at least August 2012, when the next series starts. Except I might still look at Gary Barlow’s […]
Oh, I’m A Celeb, how I have missed you so. Every year, I look forward to a bunch of phobia-ridden has-beens entering the Australian ‘jungle’ (which, incidentally, I have on good authority isn’t actually that jungle-y) and making complete and utter fools of themselves. It’s quite possibly the pinnacle of my trash TV calendar. However, […]
It’s been a historic week for X Factor. Firstly, let me ask you – where were you when the X Factor ‘technical difficulty’ occurred? I can tell you exactly where I was. Sat in front of my telly, drinking a nice cold Kopparberg left over from the night before, gleefully awaiting another week of top […]
Week five. You know the deal by now – cliché after cliché, Louis Walsh rattles his hands whilst shouting out one of about four different lines in his repertoire, Gazza Barlow looks nice in his suit and says some nasty things (which you undoubtedly agree with, nonetheless), there’s crazy tension between the girl judges but they […]
I have always, always said, that the best part of Halloween (except the copious amounts of sweets up for grabs) is the costumes. Or more importantly, ranking other people’s costumes (because I am bitchy like that). I always give full marks to those with imagination, as well as those who go the whole hog and […]
It’s week four of the X Factor live shows, and I have to be honest – I’m really running out of steam. Or rather, losing the will to live. After a headline-filled week of drama, drama, drama, not to mention a pathetically ‘spooky’ live show and devastatingly bad choice of bottom two, I’m ready to […]
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Viewers are apparently turning off X Factor in their droves. Are you surprised? I’m not. It’s shit. I’m pretty much regretting promising to give up my Saturday evenings for the next few weeks, to watch each show intently and report back for Le Blow, because the show is becoming […]
Did you watch the X Factor this weekend? It’s quite likely you didn’t, seeing as approximately 2 million viewers have turned off in their droves. Good job then, that Le Blow is here to offer a comedy-based recap on everything important that happened. Even if you did watch it all, you might find yourself needing […]
By now, you’ll all know what went down on the X Factor results show last night. Not exactly that much of a shocking twist to be honest, since we all saw the press releases on Thursday, but actually pretty harrowing to watch (or was that just me?). Don’t fear though – Le Blow isn’t about […]
I’m sure you saw the headlines – Scarlett Johannsson in the nude! And now apparently there’s some photos floating around of Mila Kunis naked in the bathtub, and OOOOH, Justin Timberlake is there, too! Blake Lively got her tits out a few months ago! Look – it’s Vanessa Hudgen’s minge! Now, your reaction, whatever your […]
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