Well. Last week’s X Fcator was totes emosh. I’ve been wearing black all week to mark the end of our favourite X Factor contestant’s ‘journey’ (as the judges like to say). In fact, I’m still a bit choked up about it, and can’t quite find the words to express how I feel. So instead, I’ll […]
Ah, Halloween-week X Factor. It’s WELL scary. Well, I mean, it’s scary that the damn Liverpudlian Ronseal Wanker is still there. (WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM, AND WHY? Are they all part of a weird nan-loving cult?) What’s also really scary about X Factor this week, is that I’m even still watching the live shows […]
So, I’m a little bit late on the ol’ X Factor live show roundup this week, but I do have a good reason, honest. Basically, I was all ready and waiting to start writing about this week’s hi-jinks during Sunday evening’s sing-off. Then BORING KYE sang his BORING SURVIVAL SONG and I totally dozed off. […]
I’m BAA-AAACK! What? You didn’t think I’d miss the chance to spend approximately ten weeks ripping the piss out of some vocal-run obsessed wannabes, did you? As anyone who read last year’s X Factor round-ups, or indeed follows me on Twitter (shameless plug number one) will know, the X Factor live shows are literally my […]
Week nine of the X Factor and Fiona Goby (your regular X Factor columnist) has decided to fack awf to NYC, and to be honest, I can’t blame her. The excitement of the semi final was clearly too much to bear. I bravely offered to step into her shiny shoes to bring you the lowdown […]
First of all, I’d like to thank every single one of you, loyal readers, for sticking with my weekly columns thus far (all three of you – honestly, it really is much appreciated). Secondly, I’d like to apologise that I unwittingly informed everyone of the incorrect theme last week (obvs it was Guilty Pleasures/Heroes and […]
We’re almost there, dearest loyal readers – only three weeks to go until the final! THANK GOD FOR THAT! I can finally have my Saturday nights back, and won’t have to look at the judges’ smug mugs until at least August 2012, when the next series starts. Except I might still look at Gary Barlow’s […]
It’s been a historic week for X Factor. Firstly, let me ask you – where were you when the X Factor ‘technical difficulty’ occurred? I can tell you exactly where I was. Sat in front of my telly, drinking a nice cold Kopparberg left over from the night before, gleefully awaiting another week of top […]
Did you watch the X Factor this weekend? It’s quite likely you didn’t, seeing as approximately 2 million viewers have turned off in their droves. Good job then, that Le Blow is here to offer a comedy-based recap on everything important that happened. Even if you did watch it all, you might find yourself needing […]
By now, you’ll all know what went down on the X Factor results show last night. Not exactly that much of a shocking twist to be honest, since we all saw the press releases on Thursday, but actually pretty harrowing to watch (or was that just me?). Don’t fear though – Le Blow isn’t about […]
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