Well. Last week’s X Fcator was totes emosh. I’ve been wearing black all week to mark the end of our favourite X Factor contestant’s ‘journey’ (as the judges like to say). In fact, I’m still a bit choked up about it, and can’t quite find the words to express how I feel. So instead, I’ll […]
Now we’ve all seen The Tulisa Tape. Oh – you haven’t? Oh. Awkward *clears Google history*. Well, we all know what was ON The Tulisa Tape. Yet again, another celebrity sex tape scandal. Yawn. However, what makes this oh-so-juicy-and-yet-familiar celebrity scandal is what happened next: Tulisa bit back (sorrryyyyy!!!!!!). As a second video appeared online […]
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Viewers are apparently turning off X Factor in their droves. Are you surprised? I’m not. It’s shit. I’m pretty much regretting promising to give up my Saturday evenings for the next few weeks, to watch each show intently and report back for Le Blow, because the show is becoming […]
Another week, another X Factor live show. And what a shit show it was. Guilty pleasures (that old chestnut) was this week’s theme officially, but unofficially, the theme was clearly ‘take a famous song and slow it down loads’. Then Sunday night’s results show came, and… SHOCK HORROR! Two (two! TWO!) of the chosen three […]
IT’S TIME. TO DISCUSS. THIS WEEK’S. X FACTOR! If you’re still with me, that is? I can understand we may have lost a few X Factor piss-takers along the way, dropping like flies at the thought of having to sit through yet another poorly performed sing-off, particularly because they all seem to trot out overly […]
Hola my fellow X Factor piss-takers! Yet again I’m a little bit slow on the uptake this week, but I do have (another) excellent excuse, I promise – hearing Rylan’s bizarre fake falsetto during Sunday night’s sing-off sent me into a shock-induced bout of catatonia. Who knew he had that in him?! Anyway, it’s all […]
Ah, Halloween-week X Factor. It’s WELL scary. Well, I mean, it’s scary that the damn Liverpudlian Ronseal Wanker is still there. (WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM, AND WHY? Are they all part of a weird nan-loving cult?) What’s also really scary about X Factor this week, is that I’m even still watching the live shows […]
So, I’m a little bit late on the ol’ X Factor live show roundup this week, but I do have a good reason, honest. Basically, I was all ready and waiting to start writing about this week’s hi-jinks during Sunday evening’s sing-off. Then BORING KYE sang his BORING SURVIVAL SONG and I totally dozed off. […]
Greetings from your resident X Factor X-pert! (See what I did there?) I don’t know about you, but if you’re au fait with what’s been going down with Barlow, Walsh, Nicole Shit-singer, Tulisa and Derm this weekend, then you may be experiencing some of the same thoughts as me. These thoughts generally revolve around the […]
Olivia Rubin, 29 // Fashion designer extraordinaire When I was little I had a hissy fit until my parents caved in and bought me one of those Fashion Wheel thingies (you know, with the really smug ’90s girl on the box?). I had visions of becoming a fashion designer, see, and thought my shitty, smeary […]
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