The Le Blow Manifesto. Five men, telling it like it is. On très important topics, like:
- Why do men cheat and/or have affairs (the bastards)?
- Legs Vs boobs: what does it for you?
- What suddenly puts you off a girl?
- Lady gardens: how much muff (hair) is enough?
We grab ’em by the balls and ask ’em the questions you’ve always wanted to know the truthful answers to. It’s been a while, but this week it’s a biggie: prey tell, assorted Le Blow boys: what do you men really want in a woman?
Apart from your cock, of course < LULZ!
MAN 1 //
Someone who can supply what it is we lack. To paraphrase James Brown – it’s all very well being amazing at Call of Duty, but it would be nothing without a woman there to say:
Stop being such a loser – let’s go down the pub
Men without women soon devolve into a grumpy, slightly whiffy adolescent state that, ironically, is like anti-catnip to the opposite sex.
Without you we’d all be sitting unshaven in our pants arguing about whose turn it was with the Xbox. Frankly, it’s up to you to save us from ourselves…
MAN 2 //
Christ, what a big question. That’s like asking what men like to eat. It’s different for everyone.
But I guess a general consensus would be a lady who gets on famously with your friends, gets your sense of humour and makes you feel special.
Oh, and Nandos. She must like Nandos.
MAN 3 //
Went AWOL for this question, the lazy swine…
MAN 4 //
Obviously I can’t answer this for every man who inhabits the planet, however I know what I like and would hope for in a woman.
Firstly, you certainly can’t take yourself too seriously. Someone who takes the piss out of themselves, for me, is a rare attribute in a woman, but a defining one. Yes, I like serious, deep-and-meaningful conversations too, however banter is essential.
Then there’s the music taste; oh, the music taste. If you liked metal or happy hardcore we wouldn’t get along (probably) – that said, I’m not expecting an identical appetite, just one that you can share most of the time and have indiscriminate dance-offs on a Thursday night in the lounge without worrying about how you look.
And finally, looks are important, of course, but only in the sense that we fancy each other. I personally believe lust is one of the first things to evaporate in a relationship, so a mutual and acute desire for one another is key.
Not much then.
MAN 5 //
Someone who gives them the space to be grown up and revel in preconceptions of being a #LAD, whilst occasionally (generally when there’s no-one else around) treating them like a child.
Got a question for the Le Blow boys? Email them here.
If they’re not too busy playing Xbox, they’ll get back to you, yeah? Oh, and if you see Man 3, tell him we said hi. Lazy bastard.
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